everyone should have one

berlin lie # 2

- so do you have any kids, johanna?

[johanna, 27:]
- well actually i have two sons, arthur and john. they're 19. i'm so proud of them.

berlin lie # 1

- so what do you do, ania, apart from being completely crazy?

[in a southern american accent:]
- well actually i'm in the laundry business... when i lived back in south carolina i used to have a laundromat. it was very successful.

a beautiful story

photography by thomas klementsson

awesome as always

you and me vass

"in moscow party never stops" 2009

old school

photos by julien

nyc 2003

i'm sorry

girl with a pearl earring/she's hot

by johannes vermeer

community

that day was fuckin rad man

photography by marco dos santos, paris 2006

muy importante

republique

i loved that camera but i hated that fucking table
cuz i hated that place
but i loved my mind
cuz you couldn't touch it anymore

crack me up

you look like a baby's ass

how do you know?

it's in the eyes
just look in the eyes

and you will know

untouchable

and genuine

oh ok

tourettes

is still tourettes
still spinnin records for crappers cause

phenomenal pick up line

"have you seen that bowl over there? i actually made it in my pottery class"

karate kid

photography by andreas ackerup

settles street

fukkery

par corinne day

photographed by corinne day
please get well soon

guinness

berlin 2010

bastille

kollie in the sun

olympus mju

ground zero 2003

redrum

thanks for the haircut, mom!

aldgate east

photos by korpisto

enjoy your exhibition tonight!

mikki mutant

music sounds better with you

don't mess with mah dudes mah homies

80s españa

another reason why the eighties rocked

i love my mama

nothing compares to you

andre walker

photographed by cecile bortoletti
styling by the one and only incredible genius known as mr andre walker

you used to save me from myself

fork

photographed by jan welters
paris

nitrate

by greg
paris

juice

photographed by fredrik skogkvist

stockholm 2009

barcelona

beautiful photography

photography by thomas klementsson

stockholm 2001

polaroid

polaroids by camilla åkrans

milan 2005

quality flick

totem

smoking gun/miss december

"smoking gun" by gerald jenkins
from the project Calender Girls
london 2004

possie generation

bunny heart

mesmerized

new york city 2008

rue de la fuckin royal

paris 2002

yeah it was

red district of the underground

push

directed by jean-francois julian

photographed by marco dos santos

paris

brooklyn/remember

polaroid

polaroid by olaf wipperfürth, berlin

bergshamra blossom

daddy and me

ps. love the pants dad!

the type of mail i receive

this card generates extreme hilariosis in my system

i am forever amused and grateful to the burning degree of my fiery loins

psst beauty... hello action!

*

didn't think i'd make it to 21

last night photographed by fredrik skogkvist

just a little deaf

i hear your laughter in my head

and it makes me laugh too

you, my love, never cease to amaze me!

"whether it be through the shocking self-affliction, the throbbing thrust of your wanton mind, the anemic sense of responsibility which pervades us both, or the blatant and innocent mischief in which we often find ourselves, wallowing violently in an oncoming sea of regret and lasciviousness, grasping at air and scratching at billowy waves, your amazingness is unforgettable and singularly undeniable."

seriously. that definition of A to the N to the I to the A is sheer amazeballs.
you know who you are, writer.

unintentional

i'll never talk again

priceless shit

you're like a shishkebab of glory

mott love 2

concupiscence

awesomeness ©

innocence

you rest in featherweight

first one

and then a million

©

the awesome black guru's crib

****

saiko!

live in tokyo

stars

indigestion

uptown madness

remember when i wanted to puke?

i couldn't chew because i forgot how to

galvanize in my system

and they were stressed, the masses

but i could only just sit there

team love

the creative process makes sense

our art

there is only love in my heart

i love you forever

mama and grandma

pps.

on my way to an underwear casting

nyc 2006

said i loved you but i lied

passion is the reason

express yourself don't repress yourself

directed by JF julian

photographed by marco dos santos

jedna jedyna

even if im the only one
even if you never see
i will always know
it is what i believe in

aahh public toilets...

one was filled with green apple splatters, the other had wisdom* written on the door...

im glad i chose the right one - now i know what to do

*translation = attention! don't forget to wash your punani

remember

my art

lamesauce

excuse me, but is that sweater from lamesville?

was it as good for you as it was for me?

photography by tyler reid

rien can compare

my copyright*

*please note: if you even think of using this drawing without my consent i will sue your stinky ass

what a moron he was

i can't argue with you, demented

you can rip me apart

but you can't take away my feelings
as long as i've got a pulse
you can't take away my memories
dangerous morning
i regret nothing

bonus track

poem of the day

heath

rarely affected

but really affected

help wanted

a little about us:

we are professional

we are good at networking

and most importantly, we are daaarn sympathetic and good listeners*

* above, my partner aka Listening Louise.

breastfeeding - will it work?

stiletto pain by frankie
there is only one gerald and im glad i know him!

hey thanks for the laughter

that's pretty funny richard prince

he did, dollface. he did.

beautiful photography

as always by camilla åkrans

dahhling, call me! dont call me!

when you see the beginning and the end at the same time, there's no point

pinball

depth

he may be a cop, but he still got a penis

yeah but you didn't mofo

there's nothing special in going crazy

create a fool on a canvas
and it's ok
i want to stain you with gold
and i prefer to have this ash mass
on the floor
there's nothing special in going crazy
it's been done a million times before

you know it if you can feel it

i love you pony

mott love

6%

d&j

it's all coming back to me now

her biggest problem was that she wasn't blond and she wasn't stupid

just a thought

dont ever harm my friend. 

nothing and no one is ever gonna touch our magic. 

frankie and marilyn time

behind the scenes

recording my video "push" by jean-francois julian

and the best DOP in the world, christophe

photography by marco dos santos

creative direction by tvsion

paris

a boule blanche production

because you said you liked my crazy mind

interesting approach

"usually im really calm and professional but this time i just wanted to scream FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF FUCKERY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK"

one of my brightest quotes

after a few drinks my mind played tricks on me and forced me to scream this

spatzieren

get fucking internet!

and we sang:
"it's myyyyyyy liiiiife and you know it bitch"

fuck the title

waiting for popcorn/self portrait

that's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it
squeeze it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden

postscriptum

flattering matter

one of the most fulfilling compliments i've received... well maybe apart from when two gay guys told me i had hot ankles.

flip mode

now as a shorty
i was always told
that if i ain't be part of the greatest
i gotta be the greatest myself

paris

the best part about paris is that it's mine.

i walk the streets like no one else walks them.

i see things that no one else sees.

and i can smell like jean-baptiste grenouille.

i took these pictures with my best camera (film of course) in the summer of rue de la forge royale - the peaceful period. a little bit under the influence, a big bit in love and with hair a tad bit too bleached.

excuse me sir, but where did you get that pink cloud?

for the love of beautiful photography

photographed for i-D magazine by gerald jenkins

london

be ugly

"don't be afraid of colors" said the man.
he was a painter. he was finnish. he had dirt under his nails. he lived in a house with a wild swine and his wife. he was happy. and free.
i think of him every now and then.
and this painting is the answer to a call in my brain.